And if anyone is ever rude to you: sneeze muffin.”ģ4. First of all, the customer is always right. “Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. “I was spoiled, self-centered, and you guys really took care of me.”ģ3. “You know what I figure? If I can do laundry, there’s nothing I can’t do.”ģ2. “Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.”ģ1. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming.”ģ0. “Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?”Ģ8. “Does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?”Ģ7.
“I’m gonna go get one of those job things.”Ģ6. “Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight: I’m a recovering alcoholic, I’m a Mormon, or I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?”Ģ5. “Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!Ģ3. “How do we end up with these jerks? We’re good people.”Ģ2. “To Monica and Chandler! And that knocked-up girl in Ohio!”Ģ1. “Who is FICA and why is he taking all my money?”Ģ0. “Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it.”ġ8. “How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?”ġ5. “How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?”ġ4. “I’m so happy and not at all jealous.”ġ3. “Everyone is getting married or pregnant or promoted and I’m getting coffee! And it’s not even for me!”ġ2. I think it’s okay that we see other people.”ġ0. And if anyone is ever rude to you: Sneeze Muffin.”ĩ. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. “Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom to. “I’m probably 98 percent happy and 2 percent jealous.”Ĩ. Rachel (on her obnoxiously pink dress): “I can’t believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you’re nauseous!”Ħ. “Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”ĥ. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced tea.”Ĥ. And that, my friends, is what you call closure.”Ģ.
And it all started with baby steps when she learned how to do laundry and got herself “one of those job things.” Of course, that evolution included a few hilarious hiccups along the way - hello, infamous Thanksgiving trifle!Ĭheck out our roundup of the best kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck, fantastic Rachel Green quotes if you’re looking for a laugh or just a walk down memory lane.ġ.
From the instant she stumbled into Central Perk in her wedding gown to the final episode of the show, Rachel went from a spoiled, wholly dependent young woman to a confident, successful, and independent professional and mother.
While the will-they-won’t-they storyline with Ross Gellar (David Schwimmer) kept audiences riveted season after season of this must-see-TV staple, Rachel was without a doubt the character that showed the most growth from her first moments onscreen to her last. Feeling nostalgic for all things Friends ? Once you finish reading these Rachel Green quotes, check out our page on Friends quotes, Friends trivia, and our round-up of Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing, and Phoebe Buffay quotes.